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More importantly, I forgot to add this scary bit about Faire: Scary red harlequin baby.
Holy shit creepy awesome.
Scary red harlequin baby is on stilts. Baby body has big scary very male painted face.
Baby talk scary. Very scary. Creepy scary. Very creepy. Creepy scary.
"ARE YOU MY MAH MAH!?"
"Hey kids! I have present, a special present for you!"
Makes concentrated grimace
Candy drops down from beneath baby body
Creepy baby makes relieved face
children run to grab chocolates while parents are horrified

Haw man I fell out and applauded. He creeped me out.

Couldn't have picked a better use of the last 80 deg weekend in summer.

Too much insult, degredation of human spirit, and hate in this governor's order for me to describe:
http://www2.wsav.com/news/2011/sep/27/sc-governor-wants-state-workers-answer-phone-one-g-ar-2474711/
Even fox made fun of them: here.