vicarz | VD is not terribly contagious

Enjoy your VD, you mother-fucking worthless rooster-suckers!
Roses mean: Yeah I cheated on you, but I'm not ready to leave you completely yet.
Diamonds: are from the mall.
Cards: are picked up from a drugstore along with anti-itch-cream and coke.
People who demand VD gifts: don't understand what the real thing represents.
Chocolate: doesn't count if it's from a drug or department store. It's also not a sex food - it's a food substitute for sex. Sex and chocolate do not mix - it's brown! Brown and sex = bad. Very bad. White chocolate and sex = internet pr0n. Ew.
Love is two naked pre-pubescent chubby cupids of opposite sex.
Bite my icon

(This isn't actually how I feel, but after a round of commercials I'm feeling like putting the message out there for people who are feeling left out. All I feel is so far behind in school that I'm not sure if I should go to the gym or not.)