VD is not terribly contagious

[vicarz]

Enjoy your VD, you mother-fucking worthless rooster-suckers!
Roses mean: Yeah I cheated on you, but I'm not ready to leave you completely yet.
Diamonds: are from the mall.
Cards: are picked up from a drugstore along with anti-itch-cream and coke.
People who demand VD gifts: don't understand what the real thing represents.
Chocolate: doesn't count if it's from a drug or department store. It's also not a sex food - it's a food substitute for sex. Sex and chocolate do not mix - it's brown! Brown and sex = bad. Very bad. White chocolate and sex = internet pr0n. Ew.
Love is two naked pre-pubescent chubby cupids of opposite sex.
Bite my icon

(This isn't actually how I feel, but after a round of commercials I'm feeling like putting the message out there for people who are feeling left out. All I feel is so far behind in school that I'm not sure if I should go to the gym or not.)

Comments

[brownnutz.livejournal.com]

Brown and sex = bad

I take offense to that statement.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Oops! Um, unless nuts are involved, and teabagging is just dandy!

[blimpcaptain.livejournal.com]

Here, here...this blimpcap'n is most *definitely* down with the brown! What can brown do for you?!

[anarcha.livejournal.com]

Marry me.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

No, you no Mary. You Cris. Mary someone else.

[anarcha.livejournal.com]

touche

[vicar.livejournal.com]

It was the only "rational" way I could respond to that statement from you.

[wabmart.livejournal.com]

Diamonds aren't necessarily from the mall, but they are from the work of an African boy who had his foot chopped off to keep him from running away.

[end-fate.livejournal.com]

Internet chocolates?

[vicar.livejournal.com]

My friend Eva's hubby gave her chocolates in a wooden box - now that is super-cool. Sure it was on the cheese-day, but wow that's classy and special. Neat!

Another type of internet chocolates might be on stileproject ew ew ew

[lilu22.livejournal.com]

And the disclaimer is almost better than the post!! he, he, he

[littlekitty78.livejournal.com]

Close enough !!! But I had a good V-day and I didn't get candy, flowers or jelwery for the holiday, I just got a special night with Seph and a weekend with Mom. It was all I wanted and I'm glad that I didn't get gifts, although I sent my mom flowers becuase she likes them and she was feeling left out. I made her day :) I'm almost done with school also.