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Oct. 15th, 2004 07:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vicarzIf my hands smell like balls, I'm sorry but it's cold in here.
I was walking to work today when I noticed the sign on a bus parked across the street from the hotel by my house "Finnish gymnastics team." Oh. My. God. All my circus de soleil fantasies...and I have no time to run across the street and commit felonies. Someone come over here and masturbate me whilst I study! The reality of a bunch of obnoxious sweaty teens be damned - it's good fantasy material.
I ran up the stairs to work, 1-2-3-4-...missing. He's gone. For weeks I've stepped over the same 2-3" long roach on the stairs - he always took the time to wave with all 6-8 legs. It seems the janitorial staff do clean the stairs. I feel like I've lost a friend. 1-2-3-4-roach...my count is off. 1-2-3-4-roach. 1-2-3-4-I don't see no roach no more.
My jeans are tight on me. Funny thing is it is not because I'm fat! My quads are so large now, and yes they're all muscle bitch, that my pants make me look like a male hooker. I need to get some loose-fitting jeans (but with my same ol waist of 29"). I like this yummy bod...my skinny co-worker is also very body-concious, altering his shirts to show off his skinny waist. Then again he talks about wearing mid-riff exposing tank-tops to Miami clubs GEE I WONDER IF HE'S GAY. I like my beefy bits better.
Worst foamy cartoon ever. Do not view jiggly butt.
It turns out I am voting for Bush on the issues. Are you? http://www.perturb.org/election/
You want substance? It's friday, bite me.
I was walking to work today when I noticed the sign on a bus parked across the street from the hotel by my house "Finnish gymnastics team." Oh. My. God. All my circus de soleil fantasies...and I have no time to run across the street and commit felonies. Someone come over here and masturbate me whilst I study! The reality of a bunch of obnoxious sweaty teens be damned - it's good fantasy material.
I ran up the stairs to work, 1-2-3-4-...missing. He's gone. For weeks I've stepped over the same 2-3" long roach on the stairs - he always took the time to wave with all 6-8 legs. It seems the janitorial staff do clean the stairs. I feel like I've lost a friend. 1-2-3-4-roach...my count is off. 1-2-3-4-roach. 1-2-3-4-I don't see no roach no more.
My jeans are tight on me. Funny thing is it is not because I'm fat! My quads are so large now, and yes they're all muscle bitch, that my pants make me look like a male hooker. I need to get some loose-fitting jeans (but with my same ol waist of 29"). I like this yummy bod...my skinny co-worker is also very body-concious, altering his shirts to show off his skinny waist. Then again he talks about wearing mid-riff exposing tank-tops to Miami clubs GEE I WONDER IF HE'S GAY. I like my beefy bits better.
Worst foamy cartoon ever. Do not view jiggly butt.
It turns out I am voting for Bush on the issues. Are you? http://www.perturb.org/election/
You want substance? It's friday, bite me.
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Date: 2004-10-15 04:31 am (UTC)No.
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Date: 2004-10-15 05:03 am (UTC)The problem with this site is that it's all about what the candidates have said and not at all about whether one can believe the candidate or not on a given issue.
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Date: 2004-10-15 06:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-15 07:52 am (UTC)If you want to know what they will do, everyone's voting record is on-line and easy to get. Prez is too easy - your congresspeople are also easily researched on-line in raw data format or dumbed down. I prefer dumbed down myself.
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Date: 2004-10-15 09:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-15 05:49 am (UTC)OH Jayzus!!! That's one fashion no dude should EVAR sport!!! Makes my ass twitch.
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Date: 2004-10-15 06:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-15 06:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-15 06:17 am (UTC)more securebetter now.no subject
Date: 2004-10-15 06:55 am (UTC)You preferred Kerry's statements 89% of the time
You preferred Bush's statements 11% of the time
I think it only turned out this way though, because I've kept up with all the details. So when I read the extracted sentences, the sentences didn't stand on their own. I still remember the concepts that they plucked the few words from. Had I ignored my knowledge of the subjects and chosen strictly based on the few words presented to me.....It may have turned out differently.
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Date: 2004-10-15 08:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-15 10:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-15 08:13 am (UTC)Nope, seems I'm all about Kerry, baby.