HRollins in the Onion
Dec. 26th, 2002 09:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vicarzIt's disheartening to know that you live in a country that's just teeming with semi-literate, mediocre psychos.
You see, I'm not the only one that feels this way
it's really fascinating on that level, knowing the distortion of reality and how you sit with these people and have these power meetings. They are so full of shit, and you talk the shit with them, and they're nodding, like, "This is synergy! We're happening!" And I'm like, "Oh my God, you guys are such assholes. Nine people live in a room and sweat to death because of people like you, you ponytail-having, Mercedes Benz-driving motherfuckers." And all I think is, "How can I get some of your money?"
You see, I'm not the only one that feels this way
it's really fascinating on that level, knowing the distortion of reality and how you sit with these people and have these power meetings. They are so full of shit, and you talk the shit with them, and they're nodding, like, "This is synergy! We're happening!" And I'm like, "Oh my God, you guys are such assholes. Nine people live in a room and sweat to death because of people like you, you ponytail-having, Mercedes Benz-driving motherfuckers." And all I think is, "How can I get some of your money?"
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i have to say something here....
Date: 2002-12-26 06:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-26 08:05 am (UTC);)
if you somehow put a bit more comedic spin on your black outlook on life you could get a job on the Daily Show :) To hell with this lawyer business, you could get paid to do what you are already doing right now: reporting to the masses about how stupid and futile everything is. There is money to be had in being sarcastic!! :)