HRollins in the Onion
Dec. 26th, 2002 09:25 amIt's disheartening to know that you live in a country that's just teeming with semi-literate, mediocre psychos.
You see, I'm not the only one that feels this way
it's really fascinating on that level, knowing the distortion of reality and how you sit with these people and have these power meetings. They are so full of shit, and you talk the shit with them, and they're nodding, like, "This is synergy! We're happening!" And I'm like, "Oh my God, you guys are such assholes. Nine people live in a room and sweat to death because of people like you, you ponytail-having, Mercedes Benz-driving motherfuckers." And all I think is, "How can I get some of your money?"
You see, I'm not the only one that feels this way
it's really fascinating on that level, knowing the distortion of reality and how you sit with these people and have these power meetings. They are so full of shit, and you talk the shit with them, and they're nodding, like, "This is synergy! We're happening!" And I'm like, "Oh my God, you guys are such assholes. Nine people live in a room and sweat to death because of people like you, you ponytail-having, Mercedes Benz-driving motherfuckers." And all I think is, "How can I get some of your money?"