Office discourse
Oct. 24th, 2009 05:03 pmSir, I want you to think about the shape of a pineapple.
They're pretty sweet.
Yes, but that's not what I'm after.
O...kay...
I want you to think about the shape of a pineapple on the outside. The way it has those spikey leaves on the top, and the surface is covered with those geometric lumps.
Yeah it's rough on the outside.
Exactly, rough as the sharp poly edges are covered with the dry husks of skin. So that's the shape I'm looking for - only longer.
Longer?
Longer; because that's what I'm going to shove up [her] fucking ass...
They're pretty sweet.
Yes, but that's not what I'm after.
O...kay...
I want you to think about the shape of a pineapple on the outside. The way it has those spikey leaves on the top, and the surface is covered with those geometric lumps.
Yeah it's rough on the outside.
Exactly, rough as the sharp poly edges are covered with the dry husks of skin. So that's the shape I'm looking for - only longer.
Longer?
Longer; because that's what I'm going to shove up [her] fucking ass...