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Jan. 24th, 2009 07:10 amWhen the thermometer says it is 46 F outside, that might mean you could go for a morning run. It was even a good idea to check the weather before running and verifying not only the temperature, but the fact that with a high of 41 F that you might be better off running now than later as a cold front was coming through; but about that cold front...how does one weather system replace another? Movement? Aka wind? Coming home after freezing your various parts off only to _then_ notice the "winds gusting from 20-30 mph" is not helpful - less so when you plot a short run over the Key Bridge and through the Rosslyn wind tunnel corridor between the sky scrapers.
How about some foul words since most of you are not at work? I am back to noticing that my favorite foul words and terms misogynistically refer to female parts:
cunt, twat, slit, poon or trim, blood belching vagina (used as an insult to things that are not vaginas, such as Cartman), incubator or petri dish of love,
while men seem to get off with everyday words which often friendly jabs:
cock, dick, prick (Or Rick, whose name is preceded by a silent P), wang (doubles as a racial slur),
If you really reach for terms you just get obscure references like vinegar slug, acorn (hey, it was cold!), slinky (hey, it was hot!), or the entire monty python sketch (one-eyed wonder worm, heat seeking moisture missile), or as a road trip once produced "shit-splattered goat-sack."
Speaking of monty python - anyone else seeing classic tv and movies popping up new and used for $5 with free shipping so much they want to buy them despite the fact they don't watch the movies and shows they already own?
Got any really juicy, foul, bile-producing words that come to mind more than lips? Please do share - especially if they are references to male parts (permanent or post-op male parts):
How about some foul words since most of you are not at work? I am back to noticing that my favorite foul words and terms misogynistically refer to female parts:
cunt, twat, slit, poon or trim, blood belching vagina (used as an insult to things that are not vaginas, such as Cartman), incubator or petri dish of love,
while men seem to get off with everyday words which often friendly jabs:
cock, dick, prick (Or Rick, whose name is preceded by a silent P), wang (doubles as a racial slur),
If you really reach for terms you just get obscure references like vinegar slug, acorn (hey, it was cold!), slinky (hey, it was hot!), or the entire monty python sketch (one-eyed wonder worm, heat seeking moisture missile), or as a road trip once produced "shit-splattered goat-sack."
Speaking of monty python - anyone else seeing classic tv and movies popping up new and used for $5 with free shipping so much they want to buy them despite the fact they don't watch the movies and shows they already own?
Got any really juicy, foul, bile-producing words that come to mind more than lips? Please do share - especially if they are references to male parts (permanent or post-op male parts):
