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Work is full of suck right now. Politics, battles, everything but the job is just annoying. The job is being minimized while we fight political battles and address problems that don't exist with additional reports, status reports, and status updates on status reports...

Dear pop singer - when you pay those people for the songs you sing, please also pay them or someone else to write words. I know your double-digit iq audience won't notice, but in my car when I'm trying to turn off brain and just find the mood in the notes you didn't write - the lyrics distract me.
Dear audience member - listen to some local indie shit you lazy selfish fuck.

Today you can get Bollocks/Sex Pistols for $1.99 via amazon download.
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Yay for Obama
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/pl_nm/us_obama_abortion_2
the Reagan/Bush Mexico City international gag rule, addressing birth rates and AIDS worldwide with religious-funding of abstinence programs, is ended (for now). Huge yay to Obama on this one.

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