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I dare you to comment on this one
Oct. 21st, 2005 09:15 amI don't have much to LJ about, so I think I'll put up something I used as a comment in another LJ referring to genuine ass-kissing.
About that whole butt-germ mystique:
* Kissing spreads insane germs, so if you kiss bunches of any type of people you're either going to get sick or a strong immune system. This also goes for sharing glasses and chapstick etc.
* When you date, chances are regardless of the gender mix of the couple (group etc.) they are pushing mouths to genitals...and those germs live down there in droves. New couples often get sick from one another's germs, but then they become accustomed to them.
* Genitals and butts aren't that far apart geographically or in terms of germ concentration, assuming you wash properly. Assuming people wash properly is a giant stretch too...the subject is so taboo that myths and misinformation exist in droves.
* Butt action of that type is typically wash dependent...it's not at the end of the day / club night activity. It's more in the "sex after and before a shower" type
* Ohmigod do straight boys love the girl butt. Not so much the converse.
Also:
* You can't avoid germs. People have pathetic hygene. You get all sorts of body and poop germs because of the low % of people who wash properly in the bathroom, and even those who wash properly may touch the soiled doorknob and ruin the clean. If they use a towel on the b'room door, that won't defend them on the door to the office or when they shake the hand of some white-guy-in-a-suit with poop under his nails. You will be exposed to their poop - no way around it - it's just a question of how much. Think about that next time you scratch your nose or eye!
About that whole butt-germ mystique:
* Kissing spreads insane germs, so if you kiss bunches of any type of people you're either going to get sick or a strong immune system. This also goes for sharing glasses and chapstick etc.
* When you date, chances are regardless of the gender mix of the couple (group etc.) they are pushing mouths to genitals...and those germs live down there in droves. New couples often get sick from one another's germs, but then they become accustomed to them.
* Genitals and butts aren't that far apart geographically or in terms of germ concentration, assuming you wash properly. Assuming people wash properly is a giant stretch too...the subject is so taboo that myths and misinformation exist in droves.
* Butt action of that type is typically wash dependent...it's not at the end of the day / club night activity. It's more in the "sex after and before a shower" type
* Ohmigod do straight boys love the girl butt. Not so much the converse.
Also:
* You can't avoid germs. People have pathetic hygene. You get all sorts of body and poop germs because of the low % of people who wash properly in the bathroom, and even those who wash properly may touch the soiled doorknob and ruin the clean. If they use a towel on the b'room door, that won't defend them on the door to the office or when they shake the hand of some white-guy-in-a-suit with poop under his nails. You will be exposed to their poop - no way around it - it's just a question of how much. Think about that next time you scratch your nose or eye!
