I dare you to comment on this one

[vicarz]

I don't have much to LJ about, so I think I'll put up something I used as a comment in another LJ referring to genuine ass-kissing.

About that whole butt-germ mystique:

* Kissing spreads insane germs, so if you kiss bunches of any type of people you're either going to get sick or a strong immune system. This also goes for sharing glasses and chapstick etc.
* When you date, chances are regardless of the gender mix of the couple (group etc.) they are pushing mouths to genitals...and those germs live down there in droves. New couples often get sick from one another's germs, but then they become accustomed to them.
* Genitals and butts aren't that far apart geographically or in terms of germ concentration, assuming you wash properly. Assuming people wash properly is a giant stretch too...the subject is so taboo that myths and misinformation exist in droves.
* Butt action of that type is typically wash dependent...it's not at the end of the day / club night activity. It's more in the "sex after and before a shower" type
* Ohmigod do straight boys love the girl butt. Not so much the converse.

Also:
* You can't avoid germs. People have pathetic hygene. You get all sorts of body and poop germs because of the low % of people who wash properly in the bathroom, and even those who wash properly may touch the soiled doorknob and ruin the clean. If they use a towel on the b'room door, that won't defend them on the door to the office or when they shake the hand of some white-guy-in-a-suit with poop under his nails. You will be exposed to their poop - no way around it - it's just a question of how much. Think about that next time you scratch your nose or eye!

Comments

[joanarkham.livejournal.com]

Everybody poops. It's an unsanitary planet.

You aren't going to get all Howard Hughes on us, are you?

(Or maybe Howard Jones?)

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Can I be both? I could sing from a sterile location...

howard-hughes-jones...

[blimpcaptain.livejournal.com]

"Things can only get cleanerrrrrr...WHOA OH OHHH WHOA OH OHHH"

hehehehe

[hollowindigo.livejournal.com]

*zim voice*
give me all the meeeeeat
*/zim voice*

[grymnir.livejournal.com]

well...shit.

[entropicalia.livejournal.com]

Hahaha...ew.

[end-fate.livejournal.com]

People spew shit from both the mouth and butt, so it's all peaches to me.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Peaches are fuzzy.

[mreraser.livejournal.com]

* Genitals and butts aren't that far apart geographically or in terms of germ concentration, assuming you wash properly. Assuming people wash properly is a giant stretch too...the subject is so taboo that myths and misinformation exist in droves.

I always recomend that people clean their "undercarriage"! (I've pattented that term on humans)


* Butt action of that type is typically wash dependent...it's not at the end of the day / club night activity. It's more in the "sex after and before a shower" type

I agree with this 100% and yes mine's always going to be exit only, sorry big sexy :-)

[fenriss.livejournal.com]

Yup. Wash well, and don't worry. By the time I conquered my light-headed nausea at the notion of "eye-lash mites" I was well beyond the point of obsessing over germs. There are simple but effective ways of getting mostly rid of the harmful ones. The harmless ones will always be with us, and in fact many of them are essential to our health.

Oh, and have you ever noticed that a lot of those fundie butt-sex opponents are surprisingly cute, in a repressed kind of way? I'd like to "put my fist into their anal cavities for purposes of sexual gratification."

[fenriss.livejournal.com]

Also, I should have used this icon for that comment.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I was trying to be all "everyone does it" on the butt thing, but yeah it started from a boy-boy conversation orientation.

You'd be amazed how often you can use the word "orientation" in the office. It's a great way to make your co-workers uncomfortable w/o actually breaking a rule. "Oh, my orientation is to have a presentation but to vary far and wide from the script." blink *blink*

[nixieq.livejournal.com]

huh huh huh... you said "fundie". why d'you think they call 'em "fundamentalists", anyway? they're all secret butt-bangers (or -bangees!).

[kibean16.livejournal.com]

GIRLS REMEMBER TO WIPE FRONT TO BACK!!!

And despite having 70+ lipglosses/lipsticks, I never share ANY of them. I get sick easily. When a farmer sneezes in Peru, I come down with strep throat.

At my high school, girls always came down the conjunctivitis because everyone shared mascara. Barf.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Oh that's adorable and gross.

There was once a great SNL sketch with people asking if they could borrow someone's chapstick, from a friend, a stranger, a homeless man, a hooker with cold sores...

[shadow27.livejournal.com]

I think there was also some weird ass alien weith freaky lips in that sketch.

[dnaspydir.livejournal.com]

all this talk about germs, and you don't even mention food....

"food is disgusting, it's what shit is made out of" - unknown

[ex-means947.livejournal.com]

fascinating. If only you'd posted pics between the pointers. Then I'd be actually laughing out loud instead of chuckling quietly.

[calibraxis-x.livejournal.com]

there's a brilliant scene in "True Romance." A group of drug dealers are having a conversation. Among them are Gary Oldman and Samuel L. Jackson. At one point Jackson busts out with the classic lines: "Of course I eat pussy. Motherfucker, I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every motherfuckin' thing!"

genius.

I gotta know you are squeaky freakin' clean before I go to the bad place. And shaved, naired, or naturally hairless, otherwise, no fucking way.

[tehcas.livejournal.com]

feet sex.


how germy is this in the grand scheme of fetishism of the human form?

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Not very at all - but there is the posibility that fungus can be transferred to important places. Like everything else - cleanliness is extremely important.

But yeah - anything that tickles can probably feel good.