I wish I had a teenage girl robot that played the piano

An extremely unlikely meme:

Name your largest character and other flaws, and what you're doing to improve them:

( You never could beat me, Egg Chen! )

Come on, I fucking dare you. Even if you do, you won't be honest - you can't be honest with yourself - why would anyone expect you to be honest with anyone else?

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I totally rock for making a completely dead-end failure of a meme! I am so proud. Everyone will list their 7 ipod songs, no one will expose themselves. Arificial interaction! I win the internet!

I have finished about 1 lb of chocolate, yet I've only drunk diet soda and I declined a sandwich today because it had mayo. My priorities make sense to me. I originally decided not to buy godiva because compared to a $3 rum log or napoleon from Tivoli chocolate from the mall-store was just silly. It's worth getting fat for chocolate, booze, and pastries, it's not worth getting fat for doritos, hot dogs, and mayo.

I am the most evil DJ ever. I'm going to mix Hall and Oates "Family man" with Frank Schneider (from the b52's) and the Shake Society's "Monster."

I've got a monster in my pants and it does a naughty dance...
He said leave me alone, I'm a family man...
When he walks into a room, people hit him with a broom...
Leave me alone, I'm a family man, and if you push me too hard I just might...
Leave me alone...oh no, a monster!
and he does a naughty dance...and if you push me too hard, I just might!
I dare DJs to find a more evil mix. Well, there is that K is for Kompressor / Cookie monster mix...