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So as I do every morning I was watching the news. The 50 people blown up in the country we invaded for inaccurately reported reasons was given a minor mention, as was the continuing unemmployment. Then all the reports were about the threat of gay people marrying each other and Jackson's tit. The President is set to make a huge motion to legislate exclusory acts, seperate and not equal by any measure. I'm proud that our leader has found that civil rights can be beat back much more than when those filthy colored banged the door down with logic, reason, and justice.

I am so glad that with all these horrible things going on in the world that we still take the time to attack what people do to and with themselves. Hopefully once we tear up the queers we can get straight people to stop liking (and filming) butt sex. If only we could stop oral and butt sex the economy and war would probably just go away on their own!

In other news, Islands. Perhaps zombies don't swim? Bahamas might totally rock in the zombie invasion?

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The Onion weighs in on gay marriage:

"Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is."

"How will they decide who's going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so 'politically incorrect'!"

"What's the big deal? It's legal now. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows it."

"Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married."

"Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring."

"As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation."

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Presidential Management Intern Program Revised: (from www.FederalDaily.com)
Those with extensive work experience, as well as a commitment to public management, are thereby eligible to become Senior Presidential Management Fellows...Senior Fellows can be appointed at grades GS-13 through GS-15 or their equivalents. After completing two years in the program, they are eligible for appointment to the Senior Executive Service (SES).
http://www.pmi.opm.gov/ says that applications for the 2005 program will be available in September 2004.

History question

Has this country ever actually taken to time to create laws to deny rights to people? I always thought that racism rather than being codified by law was simply covered by determining that it didn't apply to certain people. I'm amazed at how many legislatures are actively creating anti-gay-rights drafts right now, and of course dubya. I'm more thrilled that these leaders will probably be rewarded by the American public who also is anti-gay rights, marriage, and the whole 9 yards. Again, if you don't like gay marriage don't marry a gay?

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Drudgereport and the rumor mill in general are saying Kerry is about to be exposed for infidelity. That would probably destroy the election if true.

Just what does the Bush administration do?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=5&u=/ap/20040212/ap_on_re_us/abortion_records
Subpoena abortion receiver records! Thank god my taxpayer dollars will hunt down these people!

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/opinion/content/auto/epaper/editions/sunday/opinion_0442326e064c624b0099.html
Stop providing close captioning to anything non-puritan - scooby doo and I dream of Jeanie get the boot for being about witchcraft!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=7&u=/ap/20040207/ap_on_re_us/activist_investigation
Subpoena backgrounds and meeting minutes of lawyers who discussed protesting policies they didn't agree with!

I see Kerry's war record (unlike the President Kerry actually went to war and fought) smeared because he later protested the war. Um, who better to protest the war than someone who fought it!? Of course he opposed it, and of course he's proud. He's one damn fine American for doing both.

It seems the new model American does not express dissent, and only votes for the winning team. The model American is pro-war, but says they want peace. They are against gays, but say they just want to help them find faith. They prevent abortions, but will not fund birth-control, education, or programs that help say...poor single moms. They idolize thin 20 year old rich kids with lots of surgical alterations, but never move their fat ass off the couch. They think everyone richer than them is lucky, and everyone poorer is lazy.

...and so on. Ashcroft will collect my name for posting this, and I'll labeled as unpatriotic for wanting BETTER FOR MY COUNTRY. I'm more patriotic than any moron who swallows their dribble.

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http://www.aoineko.com/
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