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[vicarz]

The Onion weighs in on gay marriage:

"Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is."

"How will they decide who's going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so 'politically incorrect'!"

"What's the big deal? It's legal now. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows it."

"Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married."

"Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring."

"As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation."

Comments

[thefeline.livejournal.com]

Some times...you've just gotta love The Onion! I hope that people realize how stupid they're being...and allow gays to marry and have all the rights they deserve. I really do.

Okay...sorry that wasn't better worded...still sick...so not as "sharp" as I normally am. I'm more like a dull butterknife today ;)

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[vicar.livejournal.com]

Welcome to my everyday world!

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[thefeline.livejournal.com]

YAY! Do I finally get a membership pin and a brochure of the scheduled daily activities?

[oontzgrrl.livejournal.com]

When the onion is funny it is brilliantly so. I just don't get how gays can ruin marriage anymore then Britney Spears and her "i'm drunk lets get married for a day" attitude.

[joanarkham.livejournal.com]

overweight, emotionally needy fag hag

Hey! I resemble that remark...

I already have my sign written for the demonstration: "My marriage isn't threatened...what's wrong with yours?"

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[vicar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I keep forgetting the big issue is how queers are going to run around forcing people to marry gays!

Ok, you're not a stick but I don't think you're exactly the emotionally needy type. Me, perfect in every way *cough*

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[joanarkham.livejournal.com]

I've heard several people say that if gays get married that somehow "insults" or "devalues" other people's marriages. WTF? I pride myself on being able to see all points of view, but I just don't get this.

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[vicar.livejournal.com]

I only wish queers could somehow degrade the institution of marriage more than straights have already done. Our powers have limits!