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Feb. 12th, 2004 08:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vicarzThe Onion weighs in on gay marriage:
"Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is."
"How will they decide who's going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so 'politically incorrect'!"
"What's the big deal? It's legal now. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows it."
"Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married."
"Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring."
"As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation."
"Same-sex unions will only serve to weaken the institution of marriage for the rest of us. My wife and I can barely stand each other as it is."
"How will they decide who's going to wear the wedding dress?! Whoa! Sorry for being so 'politically incorrect'!"
"What's the big deal? It's legal now. My sister's married to a gay guy and everyone knows it."
"Great. Just when I finally get my mother to accept that I'm gay, she has a whole new thing to nag me about: getting married."
"Some fag better not try marrying me. These days, you fuck a guy one time and he pulls out a ring."
"As an overweight, emotionally needy fag hag, I strongly oppose all gay marriage legislation."
