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If anyone can explain why I feel like I broke my foot, when I neither jumped, stumbled, or bumped into anything, I would greatly appreciate it. Waiting for the Dr. to call with an appt. I don't get it - just sitting around studying last night trying not to re-watch silence of the lambs, when I sort of notice my foot hurts. It gets worse with time, and I'm limping today.

I drive a stick.

EDIT/UPDATE: ok my lame ass sprained my outer ankle. They say I probably did it while lifting on Sunday, and it only caught up with me later. They say us athletes don't often notice injuries when they happen because we're so used to pain.

I always giggle like a little schoolgirl when they call me an athlete. Kinda spoils the effect, huh?

WHEN I DIE

Specifically: when I die driving drunk in my Chevy Nova to the nearest town that sells liquor, on the way back when I cross the median on the interstate, hitting a tree first with the car and then with my face as I failed to strap on...a seat belt...please do not do anything that could cause me to be on this page:
http://www.porkjerky.com/rip.htm

Just say no to roadside memorials. Denny's will find another assistant manager. Please. Do it for the children.

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Caught:( Cheese + ball = me )