WHEN I DIE
Dec. 2nd, 2003 11:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vicarzSpecifically: when I die driving drunk in my Chevy Nova to the nearest town that sells liquor, on the way back when I cross the median on the interstate, hitting a tree first with the car and then with my face as I failed to strap on...a seat belt...please do not do anything that could cause me to be on this page:
http://www.porkjerky.com/rip.htm
Just say no to roadside memorials. Denny's will find another assistant manager. Please. Do it for the children.
http://www.porkjerky.com/rip.htm
Just say no to roadside memorials. Denny's will find another assistant manager. Please. Do it for the children.
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Date: 2003-12-02 08:53 am (UTC)There are some times when only one of your comments will do...
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Date: 2003-12-02 08:57 am (UTC)Drunk driving is birth control for rednecks.