Just a quick note, this case is being hailed by queers the world around. Um, has anyone noticed that a married man can now get a blowjob legally as well? Push that agenda, Scalia!
I want to have butt sex with someone while they are having an abortion, while simultaneously going down on someone with all of us on drugs (different ones for variety, fucker on pot, fuckee on coke). Someone in the circle will be being paid for their services. Does that cover all the current high-profile victimless crimes? Oh, and there will be a bet on who comes first, and perhaps some consensual spanking. That should about do it.