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Just a quick note, this case is being hailed by queers the world around. Um, has anyone noticed that a married man can now get a blowjob legally as well? Push that agenda, Scalia!

I want to have butt sex with someone while they are having an abortion, while simultaneously going down on someone with all of us on drugs (different ones for variety, fucker on pot, fuckee on coke). Someone in the circle will be being paid for their services. Does that cover all the current high-profile victimless crimes? Oh, and there will be a bet on who comes first, and perhaps some consensual spanking. That should about do it.

*snicker*

Date: 2003-06-27 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littlewolf13.livejournal.com
You're killin me over here... *giggle*

Date: 2003-06-27 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kernelpanic.livejournal.com
Not specifically related, but, Strom Thurmond died yesterday too.

hmm.

Date: 2003-06-27 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadow27.livejournal.com
You forgot you have to do it all while engaged in a same sex marrieage ceremony.

Date: 2003-06-27 07:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Hmm...the person I was going down on could be my same-sex spouse! That would fix that issue.

Teach me to specify gender, damn.
From: (Anonymous)
And make sure to use Martha Stewart Linens...

Uuummm...

Date: 2003-06-27 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elvenfrost.livejournal.com
I was going to insert tasteless comment here but I think I should just e-mail Vicar!

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