Brown letters

I just found out that all of our incoming mail is brown because it is irridated before we get it. I thought the computer, microwave, and tv would make me sterile...but the mail is a bit of a surprise. I've got to work more nights so I can see if it glows.

Um, it's the friggin agriculture dept. Who's going to bomb or poison us? Is the one in a million chance worth such a huge expenditure of resources? How about all the non-biodegradable trash we call 'safety packaging?'