It's a compliment, really...

I didn't think you were cute until I saw you naked. I thought you were just another plain girl. Then I saw you naked, and realized you were really hot - especially in those fake bi pics where you're sort of with that other plain naked girl. It's just like being pretty, only different. Really, all those middle and high-school years where people called you ugly, plain, or just didn't pay any attention to you - it all just suddenly changed. You don't look any different, you haven't hit the gym in a serious way ever, and you still have no real style of your own, but you are just suddenly hot and it has nothing to do with the fact that you show off your breasts at every possible opportunity. In fact, once I saw your tight shirt with the diving neckline I suddenly became interested in everything you had to say. I consider you a really good friend, in the hopes that someday you'll be single, hurt, and as easy as warm butter.