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[vicarz]

I'm getting a pet! I don't know what kind yet, I think a cat because I'm away so much it wouldn't be fair to get a dog. Maybe a chinchilla, if you can litter train them. I don't want a pet, or the burden of all that extra cleaning, or the vet bills. It's just that...well if I have a pet, then I won't technically be talking to myself, right?


I cannot tell you how much I don't care about M. Jackson, but I was making fun of Brooke Shields for contracts the other day. A comparison:
Brooke Shields: 5'11", 130 lbs
Did kiddie erotica at 13 with parental consent
Michael Jacko: 5'11", 120 lbs
Did kiddie performances as instructed by abusive father
(later behavior to be determined in court, innocent until proven otherwise)

What, being famous prevents having a burrito once in a while? All that money and you can't eat food? I am 5'5", 145 for comparison. Granted I have a lot of muscle, and the last 5 lbs is definately flub, but compare me to these freaks!

Comments

may I recommend a python

[telie13.livejournal.com]

Not that much clean up, not that much energy, and you get to feed it mice!

Re: may I recommend a python

[vicar.livejournal.com]

They poop anywhere, and I'd want to train it to eat tofu.

[shadow27.livejournal.com]

I don't know if chinchillas can be litter trained, but they're small enough that you can keep them in a cage while you're out. You'll also have to keep a bowl of pumice around for it to roll in.

(I almost owned a chinchilla)

[peregrin8.livejournal.com]

You don't want a pet, don't get a pet. Know who has a lot of pets? Michael Jackson!

I'm pretty sure Brooke's kiddie erotica all used other (older) actresses as body doubles. I remember reading that they added nude scenes to the Blue Lagoon after she finished her part of the filming, thus creating a movie that she was too young to go see in the theater. Her mom is/was a complete nutcase, though -- much like the parents of any kid who had permission to sleep at Neverland!

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I'm kidding about the pet - just making fun of ME for talking to myself. If I talk to god or a cat, I'm _not_ crazy. I tend to say conclusions or rules out loud...like a mental highlighter.

[dnaspydir.livejournal.com]

Ya know, it's perfectly ok to talk to yourself. It's when you begin to answer and have full blown arguments that it begins to get a little iffy (notice I said begins)

[colinmac.livejournal.com]

Dang. I was having fun imagining you going into a pet store, and being like, "Yeah, I'd just looking for something cuddly and low maintenance, y'know, that doesn't shed. Or urinate."

Pets are good

[cesaria.livejournal.com]

THey don't judge, well my pet does, but generally they keep their opinions to themselves. Our household dog loves you just for wearing sleeves.