vicarz | I TOOK MY MOM TO ANOTHER STRIP CLUB

What the hell is up with this place? So it was time for dinner, and I tried to take my mom out for dinner. First, we see a sign at Chauncers that says sushi, she wants to go, so we park there. However, we get out and it's readily obvious the place is a sports bar or similar...still we head in until we see that it is GO-GO NIGHT, and there are pictures of girls on poles.
http://www.chaucersrestaurant.com/cms/lewisville
I opt out - I already made one sports bar mistake and while I like pretty girls, I do not like pretty girls that are nice because I give them money. I also do not want to see naked girls while WITH MY MOM.

So, we were joking earlier about a nearby restaurant called Redneck Heaven. We're in Texas, things are funny, so we choose to go to redneck heaven. It's walkable to the redneck bar, so we just leave the car and walk across the parking lot. It looks promising! There is a covered roof over the parking lot for motorcycles, tin roof sections nailed to the outside, and the FAMILY in front of us is wearing flip-flops.

Then we get in the door.
http://www.redneckheaven.com/
Then we get in the door, and all the staff are females in midriff-bearing tops. And tiny shorts. It's Hooters by another name, only...more hooterish than hooters. I'd call it a strip club, mostly.

So yeah, last night I accidentally took mom to a hooters.
Tonight I took my mom to another hooters, then a strip club.

To her credit or otherwise, my mom found it all funny and wanted to see the menu before I vetoed the whole kebang.