K is for Kompressor
Jul. 31st, 2003 08:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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K is for me, biatch.
I have been listening to Kompressor, for after dancing to the cookie monster song I'm really into the K is for Kompressor song. K. Is for Kompressor. I remember car people running on about this car. I saw another on the way home, and another at the gym. I look at them when they're silver for they look like my car. I'm being followed by K.
Ok, the car is cute. I stared at it as I'm about to sell a house and could pay for the damn thing in cash if I were irresponsible...I mean wanted to. It's almost pretty...but it looks like my honda civic, only with 2 seats. Hmm, more expensive, less room, looks the same. Sign me up.
I look it up on the web. K. Is for Kompressor. More sights about the industrial band than the car - not a good sign. It's 30k, cheaper than expected. It had bad reviews for it's choppy engine and poor manual transmission. How do you have a poor 6-speed? It gets 20 mpg. It has a new feature for the IDIOTS who drive it that PREVENTS THE ENGINE FROM REVVING OVER 4K WITH THE CLUTCH IN. Did I mention sign me up? Sure wouldn't want to rev the engine for fast starts, no not me!
Ok, it costs my car (paid for next month) times two. It will cost more to insure, and will get me more attention from car jockeys when I hit clubs. It has less room. It gets worse mileage. Sign me the fuck up.
This pointless shallow post brought to you by the german-usa alliance.
CAR GEEKS:
On a similar geeky note, I remember driving an american car with a 4 cyl engine / turbo. It got great mileage when I was responsible, but since I was like 17 I was more familiar with the whirring-whistle of the turbo. This engine was perfect, responsible and miserly normally but able to vroom on-call. Do they still make these types of things?
K is for me, biatch.
I have been listening to Kompressor, for after dancing to the cookie monster song I'm really into the K is for Kompressor song. K. Is for Kompressor. I remember car people running on about this car. I saw another on the way home, and another at the gym. I look at them when they're silver for they look like my car. I'm being followed by K.
Ok, the car is cute. I stared at it as I'm about to sell a house and could pay for the damn thing in cash if I were irresponsible...I mean wanted to. It's almost pretty...but it looks like my honda civic, only with 2 seats. Hmm, more expensive, less room, looks the same. Sign me up.
I look it up on the web. K. Is for Kompressor. More sights about the industrial band than the car - not a good sign. It's 30k, cheaper than expected. It had bad reviews for it's choppy engine and poor manual transmission. How do you have a poor 6-speed? It gets 20 mpg. It has a new feature for the IDIOTS who drive it that PREVENTS THE ENGINE FROM REVVING OVER 4K WITH THE CLUTCH IN. Did I mention sign me up? Sure wouldn't want to rev the engine for fast starts, no not me!
Ok, it costs my car (paid for next month) times two. It will cost more to insure, and will get me more attention from car jockeys when I hit clubs. It has less room. It gets worse mileage. Sign me the fuck up.
This pointless shallow post brought to you by the german-usa alliance.
CAR GEEKS:
On a similar geeky note, I remember driving an american car with a 4 cyl engine / turbo. It got great mileage when I was responsible, but since I was like 17 I was more familiar with the whirring-whistle of the turbo. This engine was perfect, responsible and miserly normally but able to vroom on-call. Do they still make these types of things?
