Why I watch cartoons:

[vicarz]

I want to kick his ass!
I want to build a machine to kick his ass!
I want to build an EMPIRE to house the machine that kicks his ass!

We can take out his tongue..
With a knife!
Or remove 'is 'eart...
Yeah, with a knife!
A bigger knife!
A fucking knife!

Sigh...pitter patter goes my heart...

Comments

[thesaucemonster.livejournal.com]

Agent Tester: Well, let's see here Mr. Samson. On the driving portion you totaled every car but the one you were driving. On the pistol range you refused to use a gun, and, oh, ha, here's my favorite, on the written you drew the little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin records.

Brock: Icarus. So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?

[Tester stands and rips the written portion in half]

Agent Tester: My father is General Treister. You saved his life. The man spoke of you as a god. [pause] And you did not disappoint.