vicarz: (Nomad)
vicarz ([personal profile] vicarz) wrote2011-02-22 02:04 pm
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Why I watch cartoons:

I want to kick his ass!
I want to build a machine to kick his ass!
I want to build an EMPIRE to house the machine that kicks his ass!

We can take out his tongue..
With a knife!
Or remove 'is 'eart...
Yeah, with a knife!
A bigger knife!
A fucking knife!

Sigh...pitter patter goes my heart...
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[identity profile] thesaucemonster.livejournal.com 2011-02-23 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Dean:Wow, a girl president! How progressive!
Hank: And a Hitler! Boy, things are really looking up!

[identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com 2011-02-23 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
So much horrible inappropriate win!

[identity profile] thesaucemonster.livejournal.com 2011-02-23 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Agent Tester: Well, let's see here Mr. Samson. On the driving portion you totaled every car but the one you were driving. On the pistol range you refused to use a gun, and, oh, ha, here's my favorite, on the written you drew the little guy with wings from the Led Zeppelin records.

Brock: Icarus. So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?

[Tester stands and rips the written portion in half]

Agent Tester: My father is General Treister. You saved his life. The man spoke of you as a god. [pause] And you did not disappoint.

[identity profile] novaya-zemlya.livejournal.com 2011-02-23 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Venture Brothers is the bomb!
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