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[vicarz]

It's official: I'm a douchebag
Came home from my office job, but first stopped by the gym for a cardio workout.
Arrived home not only to the new laptop computer, but a roomba I forgot I ordered.
(random color was gray, score). Roomba is evil - while it charges a glowing orange (red) eye pulses. I've seen movies, and I know what this means.
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[samaritan1975.livejournal.com]

"It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I was horribly disappointed in how to build a robot army et al. I just loaned them to someone else complete with warnings "Prepare to be disappointed." Zombies beget superior writers or something.

[rachel-gothic.livejournal.com]

Oooh, a Roomba. I have heard that they will clean everything from the dustbunnies under the couch to the squirrels off the trees.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Finally a way to deal with the squirrels! Why hadn't I turned to our robot overlords earlier...

[littlekitty78.livejournal.com]

Wow, I need one now...

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I'm not liking it - not working well at all, very short battery life. Will post about it later. Am thinking of duct-taping a steak knife to the top of it for fun at parties.

Hey - sent you an xmas card but from what I got from you it looks like I sent it to an old address. Will you still get it?