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[vicarz]

I could fuck a goat.

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[predigested.livejournal.com]

This is why I keep telling my 8-year-old to stop reading my laptop over my shoulder.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Noted.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_blackjack_/]

See, the Talmud was right about you people.

[feistydiva.livejournal.com]

I would recommend sheep, as they don't have horny bits sticking out.

[chelonologist.livejournal.com]

How can you shag something if it doesn't have a horny bit sticking out?

Oh, wait...

[joanarkham.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose you could...

[novaya-zemlya.livejournal.com]

Feelin yer oats? Oh, that would be a horse. How silly of me.

[cobwellac.livejournal.com]

Will you film it if you do?

[trhodes.livejournal.com]

You didn't yet?

[grymnir.livejournal.com]

now that I've passed everything but my orals, let me know if you do. I'd like to give a fucking goat to one of my committee members.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I'd like to give a goat-fucking to...oh never mind.

[30-stories-hi.livejournal.com]

An' by "passing his orals", he means...;D

Horrible phrase to stick in a "I'd fuck a goat" thread.

Jus' sayin'...

[redsteve.livejournal.com]

You could... but it would be wrong.