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Unghhhhhh when I decided to sleep with the windows open, because the weather is so nice and even the air quality cooperated, I hadn't counted on something catching a squirrel at 2am. Nature is a horrible horrible beast.

Date: 2008-09-16 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desiringmachine.livejournal.com
we have raccoons having sex outside our window sometimes. they're screamers.

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Date: 2008-09-16 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Aigh!

Date: 2008-09-16 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
I like your animal world better than mine. I'm sure what I heard wasn't a dying squirrel, but the rare gyrations of a raccoon who had been pleasured in their g-spot for the first time.

Date: 2008-09-16 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joanarkham.livejournal.com
I told you to stop sleeping with squirrels in your pants.

Date: 2008-09-16 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Don't judge!

At least I'm consistent

Date: 2008-09-16 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Racist!

Date: 2008-09-16 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachel-gothic.livejournal.com
I laughed. And then felt guilty for laughing. Poor squirrel. *giggle*

Date: 2008-09-17 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eolh.livejournal.com
I don't know about raccoons, but one time there were cats having sex outside of my window, and it sounded like one of them was dying. I found out later that apparently this is because male cats have spikes on their penises which tear at the vaginal wall of the female cat when they pull out.
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