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Aug. 8th, 2008 04:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
HOLY SHIT I'm in the Onion! Twice!
Don't ask me why I smoke, but I drink to get drunk.
Wedding weekend - yeesh. Starting with a local politics party. Adult life is just...odd. It feels odd. It tastes odd. It will soon smell odd.
Made chocolate chip cookie dough with the intention of eating it, but I used whole foods chocolate chips instead of the usual ghirardelli dark chocolate chips. Well, the dough is fantastic (even with 1/3 whole wheat flour and all organic ingredients, double vanilla) but the chips just suck so bad I couldn't stand to eat it raw as intended. I made it into cookies only because it masks the cheap chips. To think I used to eat nestle's with abandon...problem with having the good stuff is when you do, you know each and every time afterwards how much the cheap stuff sucks.
Applies to dating.
I have a prescription not to wash my foot. Yes, today was a day of doctors. First, for Tony, a racist note: brown doctors suck. I had an awesome black doctor today who told me I still have to wait 6-8 weeks before trying to lift ANY weights with my upper body because using my grip impacts my inner elbow (forgot the name) and will keep me from healing. Shit. At least the guy knew exactly what was going on - inspiring great confidence and even being familiar with atheltic aspects of injuries - unusual in McHealth Kaiser. A white doctor was for my foot, which has two warts now soaking in acid. I can't wash my foot for 3 days, doctor's orders. This will be tricky (good thing I don't have dancing, hiking, or real work planned - and I have lots of rubbing alcohol). See, the problems I've had in McHealth are usually with foreign doctors - the bad black ones aren't black, they're african. The middle eastern and guys from India...wow, incompetent and a good percentage of people with dogshit breath. How can a doc have dogshit breath?
When I was in Atlanta I peeked at what a user in front of me had looked at on the computer..."MALE FOOT FETISH" was the unpleasant answer. Wonder what he, she, or it would think of me come monday? Ewwwwwwww...
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Date: 2008-08-08 08:59 pm (UTC)I think the ghira difference is between their crappy candy and good baking chocolate. I love green and black, love love, but I have never seen baking chocolate from them - only candy bars (which are fantastic and amazingly reasonably priced).
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Date: 2008-08-08 09:04 pm (UTC)Applies to dating."
LMAO!!!! I so hear yah! Still LMAO!!!!