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[vicarz]

SNL meme because more interactions in the office may make me snap (and I don't mean the "band" or a queen's retort)

This is easy - just post your favorite off-the-top-of-your-memory lines from SNL

My name is Needleman...I'm an oral surgeon
She earned it the hard way...one quarter at a time
Tar baby! Honkey honkey! (Chase/Pryor)
Hiyaaaaaaaaaa! (Belushi)
Never mind! (Gross)
Jane you ignorant slut (yes I know I'm doing all the classics)
I've got a wife and kids...they need food, drugs...(belushi)
What's wrong with you people? How old are you? Have you ever been on a date with a woman? (Shatner)
Hey Sluggo!
Do them till your soregasms (Tim Kawasinski or something like that)
Do you love me? (Mango) (see also all bad-monkey skits)
I'm...and you're not...
The rain in Maine is mostly acid rain...and what do they do? Com-plain, complain...
(Jessie Jackson reading Dr. Suess in memoram)

(mine are all pretty much before Farely / Sandler)
(except that Sandler-Suaze dirty-dance-off skit, that was awesome)

Edit - yoinked a great internet social paradox article from perisomething8
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/04/alttext_0423

Comments

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Wow, some doozys in there (and some I don't recognzie)

Why did that make me remember Sinantra (all those were good) having Billy Idol kick (???)'s ass?

[ex-dasboot.livejournal.com]

I got chunks ah guys like you in my STOOL

SNL is probably my favorite show of all time. There are stretches where it was pretty lame, but overall I think it's one of the most consistently funny shows ever made.

Bring it down to homelessville! (Justin Timberlake as a shelter mascot)
I once saw a monkey give a bath to a cat. That's CRAZY! (Brian Fellow's Safari Planet)
Why don't you pop out that spacesuit, and let me see them big green space titties. (Astronaut Jones)
Now what happens when yur doin' a live nativity that no one shows up to? That is correct, it turns into a fartin' contest. The good news: I won. The bad news: I think I pushed a good deal of my pooty pucker out, and it went and ripped. I'm your medical ball of clay. Mold me. (Appalachian Emergency Room)

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I said "I've got chunks of punks like you in my stool!" for years...now that you reminded me, I may do so again.