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[vicarz]

SNL meme because more interactions in the office may make me snap (and I don't mean the "band" or a queen's retort)

This is easy - just post your favorite off-the-top-of-your-memory lines from SNL

My name is Needleman...I'm an oral surgeon
She earned it the hard way...one quarter at a time
Tar baby! Honkey honkey! (Chase/Pryor)
Hiyaaaaaaaaaa! (Belushi)
Never mind! (Gross)
Jane you ignorant slut (yes I know I'm doing all the classics)
I've got a wife and kids...they need food, drugs...(belushi)
What's wrong with you people? How old are you? Have you ever been on a date with a woman? (Shatner)
Hey Sluggo!
Do them till your soregasms (Tim Kawasinski or something like that)
Do you love me? (Mango) (see also all bad-monkey skits)
I'm...and you're not...
The rain in Maine is mostly acid rain...and what do they do? Com-plain, complain...
(Jessie Jackson reading Dr. Suess in memoram)

(mine are all pretty much before Farely / Sandler)
(except that Sandler-Suaze dirty-dance-off skit, that was awesome)

Edit - yoinked a great internet social paradox article from perisomething8
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/04/alttext_0423

Comments

[vicar.livejournal.com]

The first one is super popular, iconriffic even, but I still love it.
Trivial psychic was awesome...(I can't remember the part about the floor varnish)

Good stuff there :)

[peregrin8.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew this one by heart, but my favorite recent bit was Amy Poehler on "Weekend Update" complaining about the Britney-flashings and how women shave their pubes now. It went something like "Used to be, everyone had a lady-garden the size of a slice of New York pizza..."

[peregrin8.livejournal.com]

New Shimmer is a floor wax!

No, new Shimmer is a dessert topping!

[samaritan1975.livejournal.com]

I have a shirt that reads "More Cowbell". It makes me laugh. :)

And I'm ashamed for forgetting that one. ;)