vicarz | (no subject)

SNL meme because more interactions in the office may make me snap (and I don't mean the "band" or a queen's retort)

This is easy - just post your favorite off-the-top-of-your-memory lines from SNL

My name is Needleman...I'm an oral surgeon
She earned it the hard way...one quarter at a time
Tar baby! Honkey honkey! (Chase/Pryor)
Hiyaaaaaaaaaa! (Belushi)
Never mind! (Gross)
Jane you ignorant slut (yes I know I'm doing all the classics)
I've got a wife and kids...they need food, drugs...(belushi)
What's wrong with you people? How old are you? Have you ever been on a date with a woman? (Shatner)
Hey Sluggo!
Do them till your soregasms (Tim Kawasinski or something like that)
Do you love me? (Mango) (see also all bad-monkey skits)
I'm...and you're not...
The rain in Maine is mostly acid rain...and what do they do? Com-plain, complain...
(Jessie Jackson reading Dr. Suess in memoram)

(mine are all pretty much before Farely / Sandler)
(except that Sandler-Suaze dirty-dance-off skit, that was awesome)

Edit - yoinked a great internet social paradox article from perisomething8
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/04/alttext_0423

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"She earned it the hard way...one quarter at a time"

I totally remember that one!

How about...

"We've superheated this woman's fork... but she thinks she'll be biting into a piece of cold, creamy cheesecake. Let's see what happens!"

Oh, and...

"N*****."
"DEAD Honkey!"

(you gotta type that with the wild shaking bug-eyes...)

Actually, I am pretty sure this was first with John Candy on "Second City TV" in the late 70s. Buck henry may have appropriated it for SNL later, but i remember it as "3-D house of Beef" from SCTV.

Really? Hmm... I could swear I saw it on SNL. Then again, it could've been one of those 'clips' that Comedy Central used to air in its early years.