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[vicarz]

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Another reason I'm going to hell:
We have disabled people on contract to clean our building (hence government workers complaining about dirty bathrooms, trash cans, and hallways all the time). One fellow is hearing impaired, but has been trained to make audible noises in attempts to communicate orally to others. When he does, he emits loud high-pitched noises which closely resemble a rooster in shock. Another comparison would be the "monster" in Young Frankenstein.

This fellow is one of the people who (allegedly) cleans the bathrooms. Now, you have to knock on the opposite sex's bathroom before entering to ensure no one is there. He does, which is a little bizarre because of course if someone answers - he can't hear the response. But that's not why I'm going to hell.

I'm going to hell because every time he clucks like a chicken, I quietly respond "Puttin on the Ritz!"

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[vicar.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Asshat yes, majorly, but at least it was a lack of consideration vs. theft. Don't worry about bringing it - I'll pick it up later, or from the club - it's actually more of a fall jacket anyway.

Thanks!