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[vicarz]

I forgot my ID, so knowing this I left very early to make sure I had time for the strip and cavity search. It was either not as easy to get from the airport subway stop to the terminal as I thought, or I went the wrong way - but I had about a mile walk before I gave up and took a shuttle bus from a repair hangar.

I was stopped for not having my DL at the security entrance, but let through with my government ID. However, the next guard pointed out I had SSSS on my ticket, meaning SuperSecretSecurtyScreening. I got little paper swaffs poked into my luggage and a friendly pat-down, a minor scolding for the water I forgot I couldn't take in my carry-on bag, and a conversation about my "I win" diesel sweeties shirt. I looked at my ticket when I left, and found the guard had covered my SSSS with a :) face! Cutest thing ever from a TSA employee!

Scale says I weight 134.8 lbs, so I either didn't completely blow it, or in 3 days I'll be facing the fat I created this week.

Comments

[rstevens.livejournal.com]

Wait, did the shirt save you a probing? Because THAT is a hell of a testimonial.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

That could both encourage and discourage sales! Just in case, I'm going to edit in a link to the shirt...