Guilt

Mar. 20th, 2003 12:56 pm
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I ate lunch downstairs, and there were crowds around the tvs in the cafeteria showing CNN. I came upstairs, started to settle in to my desk, when I remembered I had truffles in my bag for desert! I was bouncing and happy...until I remembered we're at war. Suddenly I felt a wave of guilt, knowing thousands of people are about to die, that my friends-coworkers-fellow guys who live around here are off in some desert fighting for something they may or may not agree with. Here I am worried about my goddamn candy while other people face uncertainty, adversity, and death. Dark chocolate surrounding a white creamy mint center from Lindor.

They just found the flight data recorded from the destroyed shuttle, speaking of the news actually starting to get me down.

Whenever I finally drop my load, I'm really going to feel guilty about masturbating underneath this desk at work.

Date: 2003-03-20 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrogus.livejournal.com
not as bad as the cleaning person is who is going to have to come in later today and for very little money 'possibly' clean under your desk.
so does that make it more special or less?

Date: 2003-03-20 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodogrrl.livejournal.com
hey, if you're gonna talk about candy and war in the same paragraph, you might wanna master that dessert/desert distinction... ;-p

Date: 2003-03-20 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Must...fight...urge to correct mistakes...wow I hadn't counted on that unintentional funny part! Ah, humility comes naturally when YOU'RE A COMPELTTE MORON! Did I mention I was born blonde?

Date: 2003-03-20 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cobwellac.livejournal.com
Do you masturbate while you eat truffles? Does it add a little extra oomph?

For Vicar...

Date: 2003-03-20 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elvenfrost.livejournal.com
chocolate is like masturbation.

Now would be a great time to share one of his more embarrassing habits of waking me at 5 AM with chocolate breath to share his joy that he had Godiva for breakfast. The he would come back and tell me the count as he ate each piece. Annoying at 5 AM but cute all the same.

Date: 2003-03-20 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelowna.livejournal.com
masturbate with truffles!
that would give him extra incentive to learn to lean over and lick!

--kelowna

Date: 2003-03-20 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cobwellac.livejournal.com
I thought that was his signature move regardless of truffles!

Date: 2003-03-20 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelowna.livejournal.com
ahhhhh... so that is why he's always going to the gym ;)
working on thee flexabilitee.

--kelowna

Date: 2003-03-20 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Mrmph!

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