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BushCo wants to test your sewage line for evidence of drug use:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/26/AR2006032600880.html?nav=rss_metro/va
No, I'm serious. No, I'm not exaggerating. Shit like this can't be made up (no pun intended).

Date: 2006-03-28 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Actually the joke's on them. I was down in Fairfax from New Haven those days they collected the samples. What with Yale being here, they put coke in the drinking water. All their work will be tainted.

Date: 2006-03-28 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eac.livejournal.com
...whatever.

Date: 2006-03-28 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kernelpanic.livejournal.com
what would be scary/amusing would be sewage data locating the drug use closer to the "sources" -- like, what if the percentages where higher near military bases or gov't offices?

Date: 2006-03-28 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dnaspydir.livejournal.com
bush just wants to find the best place to score some blow...

next up, the bushy administration starts sifting through tons of garbage to see who's not eating their lima beans.

Date: 2006-03-28 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mreraser.livejournal.com
Based on the numbers given, when they have the MAJOR bust :-) I'm gonna have no neighbors and I'll be able to go in almost all of their houses why they're all crammed into one cell? Over crowding, uhm yeah, maybe they can just build a giant fence around VA and arrest us all (and no Coke ain't my thing other then the drink)

Date: 2006-03-28 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turbogrrl.livejournal.com
i suspect he's just trying to figure out what would happen if the white house sewage was tested.

Date: 2006-03-28 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tehcas.livejournal.com
hahahaha

"Hmm, there is trace amount of drugs in this urine sample. Someone in this city is on the pot."



I wonder if anyone is afraid this is putting them 1 step closer to random drug testing at your door.

As a side note, now would be a bad time for parents to flush their kids secret stash as a means of disposal.

Date: 2006-03-28 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xkommunik8.livejournal.com
like the report said, certain skeptics fail to see what benefit such tests would be, and neither do I. I think it's another waste of tax dollars. We already know a complex percentage of people out there are addicted to cocaine. Just another useless study. You get the results, and then what? Exactly.

Date: 2006-03-29 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
It's the begining. Soon, after proving there is a "problem," they can extend their legal power to tapping individual lines and issuing search warrants based on the findings.
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