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Cultural differences in the office:
My new temp-boss was just asking my cubicle-gopher-mate for scissors so she could open a box of paper. I said "Oh wait, let me show you the trick to that!" I picked up the box of paper, flipped it over, and showed her how the plastic binding has a weak point at the seam where you can flip it, lift it, and peel the ribbon back to easily break it. She laughed and said "Well that would be great, if I could only lift the box." Only then did I realize the tiny little box of paper probably weighed 45 lbs. Oh. The problem was different when "lifting the box and flipping it over" were not options.

It just never occurred.

Date: 2005-09-23 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kibean16.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHA. not *everyone* received their tickets to the gun show... =P

Date: 2005-09-23 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dnaspydir.livejournal.com
options 2 & 3,

2) roll box on it's back, pull strip, roll over again, open box.

3) slide pen or pencil under strip, twist around strip until broken.


"dnaSpyDir - helping the less strong for 38 years."

Date: 2005-09-23 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tehcas.livejournal.com
You should audition for the new job position of "official box flipper" and flip all the heavy stuff. :)

useless information: At work, the generators we rented have the warning "caution, more than 40 lbs. Get help when lifting". Which is funny because they are a lot closer to 200.

Date: 2005-09-23 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightbringer23.livejournal.com
I get that a lot, it also seems to really piss people off when you assume they can lift stuff that they can't.

Date: 2005-09-23 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eolh.livejournal.com
Unless she's eldery or infirm in some other way, it's hard to believe that she can't lift 45 lbs.

Date: 2005-09-23 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrogus.livejournal.com
i have had nearly that same thing happen. it was boxes of ribbon printer paper for me.
though i also get asked to help load carts for the ladies at work as well.

Date: 2005-09-23 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunnyfunny.livejournal.com
quit showing off

Date: 2005-09-23 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparklypoof.livejournal.com
do I even have to say it?

Date: 2005-09-23 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cweaselle.livejournal.com
I can lift 45 lbs with no problem...

Date: 2005-09-24 11:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Oh, then I wasn't completely off. I wonder how she picks up her kids.

Date: 2005-09-24 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cweaselle.livejournal.com
I don't know. That's what I was wondering because my 7 year old cousin is 45 lbs and I occasionally pick her up when we're playing.

45 pounds?

Date: 2005-09-23 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desiringmachine.livejournal.com
well fucking wah...i would be ashamed to admit i couldn't lift that. not like you asked her to carry it up a flight of stairs.
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