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[vicarz]

I suck as a human being - I am posting a quiz! But I like being a monkey and it so happens to be my Chinese-paper-placemat sign. Still, the cock year is now. Hmm. Maybe I can be a bonobos monkey ape.

You Are A: Monkey!

Monkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who eats a wide range of food, is quick to learn new things and loves to climb. A monkey's tiny primate features are irresistable, as is his gregarious personality!

You were almost a: Squirrel or a Pony
You are least like a: Turtle or a MouseDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!

Comments

*sigh*

[seth6666.livejournal.com]

You Are A: Puppy!

Beloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your playful and outgoing nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!

You were almost a: Bear Cub or a Pony
You are least like a: Groundhog or a ChipmunkWhat Cute Animal Are You?

Re: *sigh*

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Do what you're told, bitch!

Fuckin' duck.

[entropicalia.livejournal.com]

You Are A: Duckling (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/duckling.html)!

The cutest of the cute, these baby ducks are often spotted in the spring following closely behind their mother. As a duckling you will grow up quickly, becoming one of the adult ducks seen commonly in ponds and streams. Playful and timid, charming and vulnerable, ducklings are nature's very definition of innocence.

You were almost a: Bunny (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/bunny.html) or a Duck (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/duck.html)
You are least like a: Turtle (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/turtle.html) or a Groundhog (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/ghog.html)What Cute Animal Are You? (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animal_quiz.html)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_blackjack_/]

Bonobos are apes.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm just here to be cute. You don't get all that and brainacles too! Leave the cortexy-stuff for others. See, monkey sounds like bonobos coz it has mroe o's. Ape sounds more like gorilla, coz it has a's in it. See?

[baronsamdi.livejournal.com]

Crap, I'm a lamb. That's lame.

[spunkmunky.livejournal.com]

Are you my daddy?

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I am.
I am the red-assed leather belt smelling munky's daddy.

[spunkmunky.livejournal.com]

Ah ha! I thought you smelled like family, daddy.

Btw, you owe that red-assed one night fling 18 years worth of child support. No, you cannot pay her in bananas.

[cweaselle.livejournal.com]

You Are A: Bear Cub (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/bear.html)!

Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You're tough, you won't back down from a fight -- classic attributes of a bear. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.

You were almost a: Frog (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/frog.html) or a Parakeet (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/keet.html)
You are least like a: Groundhog (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/ghog.html) or a Lamb (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/lamb.html)What Cute Animal Are You? (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animal_quiz.html)

[shesquint.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I told people the story of you and the monkeys you aggravated into flinging poo for years. Then I totally forgot about it. Then you posted this. Then I remembered. Then I laughed a lot.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Note to self - chasing monkeys through Costa Rican jungle - not such a good idea. ;P

[tehcas.livejournal.com]

You Are A: Bear Cub (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/bear.html)!

Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You're big, you're tough, you won't back down from a fight, you have a bit of a temper -- classic attributes of a bear. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.

You were almost a: Kitten (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/kitty.html) or a Monkey (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/monkey.html)
You are least like a: Chipmunk (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/chip.html) or a Bunny (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animals/bunny.html)What Cute Animal Are You? (http://www.cuteducky.com/cute_animal_quiz.html)

I'm a bear cub. Intelligent and lazy. Yep. Almost a kitten. Almost a monkey.

[deegenerate.livejournal.com]

That sucked. I was a frog.