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[vicarz]

Today I stopped by the farmer's market and saw a table with boxes of apples for $2.
"Sir, I've spent time in the country, and know that apples taste better when you steal them. So, I'm going to steal these apples; but, I'm going to pay you $2 not to tell anyone."
I won't tell a soul. I could also sell you the box for $2 and say the apples are free."

My favorite women told me they were picking the wild berries when 2 of their horses snuck up and ate about 2 pts before they realized what was happening.

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[shesquint.livejournal.com]

Where is this farmer's market, please? I've been itching for fresh apples lately, apples I don't pick out of a bin at the grocery store, and it isn't time to start the fall trips to the orchard store yet.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Fridays 10-2 June to October outside the South USDA building, Independence and 12th St. SW I think.

[sunnyfunny.livejournal.com]

I wish I could make it to the Farmer's Market things they have here, but I have to work weekends. :-( That jam you had was amazing.