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Aug. 19th, 2005 12:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
vicarzToday I stopped by the farmer's market and saw a table with boxes of apples for $2.
"Sir, I've spent time in the country, and know that apples taste better when you steal them. So, I'm going to steal these apples; but, I'm going to pay you $2 not to tell anyone."
I won't tell a soul. I could also sell you the box for $2 and say the apples are free."
My favorite women told me they were picking the wild berries when 2 of their horses snuck up and ate about 2 pts before they realized what was happening.
"Sir, I've spent time in the country, and know that apples taste better when you steal them. So, I'm going to steal these apples; but, I'm going to pay you $2 not to tell anyone."
I won't tell a soul. I could also sell you the box for $2 and say the apples are free."
My favorite women told me they were picking the wild berries when 2 of their horses snuck up and ate about 2 pts before they realized what was happening.
