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[vicarz]

Don't you hate it when you've walked just about half-way to work, when suddenly you realize "Oh no - I forgot to masturbate!" That is just the worst! So then you're like "Well, I could always go back home and call in sick, but I still have this work-shirt on. I hate this shirt." Then you're thinking "Well, I could just blow a load...but where? In the bathroom? Ew no! It smells, and it's...a bathroom! Perhaps I could just pop a load under my desk - would anyone notice? Is there anyplace I could just step off the path and let loose...I might have some tissue in my bag..."

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[transentient.livejournal.com]

In the bathroom? Ew no! It smells, and it's...a bathroom!

That's why you are supposed to masturbate in the ladies room.

[greekphilosophy.livejournal.com]

That is a real tragedy. So sincerely sorry.

I had very similar thoughts this morning, but they were more along the lines of: "I'm too lazy to pop one out right now - but when will the next appropriate opportunity present itself?"

I decided I could overcome my sloth if I'd otherwise have to wait until 4 or 5 PM.

[sunnyfunny.livejournal.com]

Ught... lmao I only say that because of where I work ;-)

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Oh the crunchy irony!