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[vicarz]

I sit down for a lunch break at home while studying, and hear jets crusing overhead. Turn on the news, the Capitol has been evacuated. Everybody panic! By the time I finish a bowl of spinach pie the panic is over. When you fail to jump at your shadow, then the liberals terrorists win.

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[grymnir.livejournal.com]

can't...stop...laughing...

[malaise-mcangst.livejournal.com]

at least president bush was out riding his bike when this happened, so there was no danger of him getting hurt.

[pastor-saturn.livejournal.com]

They let him ride a bike? Does it have training wheels?

[turbogrrl.livejournal.com]

dude, i was wondering why those jets were circling. set all the fucking car alarms off too. I thought it was something I said.

So happy I don't have TV, I never know when to be worried.

[cweaselle.livejournal.com]

Hey, people needed the afternoon off. With pay. That's what I pay taxes for.

Ugh

[kitteblue.livejournal.com]

Not nearly as quick as they made it out to be. by the time it was on the news we'ld already been outside for 35 minutes. Some of Metro is still on hold at 1pm. Oh and there was some kind of incedent outside Union Station while all this was happening with a rapid response team and Police Helicopter that landed in the middle of Columbus circle.

So everyone might want to avaoid the Hill this afternoon if you can.

[oontzgrrl.livejournal.com]

It's hillarious. They won't shut up about it on CNN.

[vicar.livejournal.com]

OMGOMGOMG! What? Nothing just happened!

You want news? I have my windows open and they're using chainsaws to devour a dead tree across the street. I own a firearm. Raggghh!

[oontzgrrl.livejournal.com]

I want a firearm. :(

[turbogrrl.livejournal.com]

I have a firearm, but its locked in a safe in MD because only criminals are allowed to have firearms in DC.

Pig fuckers.