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[vicarz]

The internet is again failing to entertain me.

A shaved peach feels better than an apple. I mean I like apples better, the absence of hair is nice as is the low maintenance. Still, a peach is used to fuzz - so when you shave a peach it is a very happy peach indeed. They are soft enough that regrown hair would be soft. Son of a peach is ok to say in the office. Shaved gerbils...

Here - this is funny. Bible college! Yay! http://www.bju.edu/ Check out the list of majors you can have...about half are individual musical instruments. Even funnier is that they are currently SEEKING ACCREDITATION with the xtian school association. They have graduate degrees too - hey it can't be worse than U of Phoenix...

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[malaise-mcangst.livejournal.com]

i love this: http://www.bju.edu/prospective/gallery/index.html

look at the pictures showing their 'society.' fun noodles and arm wrestling in church clothes! they sure know how to have a good time!

[vicar.livejournal.com]

It's extra funny because the wuss swinging has his eyes closed...that whole physical activity thing is apparently not his thing.

This is even funnier - a shot of a priest molesting a boy, but it's ok because it's art: http://www.bju.edu/prospective/gallery/images/artist_1.jpg

Better yet is this "sports" shot of a soccer player sporting a woodie, and check out his opponent's reaction!
http://www.bju.edu/prospective/gallery/images/sports_2.jpg

[vicar.livejournal.com]

My god - I wonder if I could study law there!

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry - I think they're friggin freaks, regardless of denomination. I do bust on people who have beliefs this wacky. It would be the same if they were this zealous about any issue, be it god, star trek, or aliens. Whatever the flavor, they're nuts.