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I don't have chlamydia! As February 14th approaches, aka VD or "Single awareness day," I'm happy to announce that I lack chlamydia. That's totally going to be my new pick-up line. I'm going to go to bars, walk up and go "Hey, how are you doing? Can I buy you a drink? Yeah, I don't have chlamydia!"

What inspires this outburst? Well, when I was sick they gave me antibiotics because I had a sinus infection. I looked up the prescriptions because they were making me feel sick as well, and one of them was a generic amoxicillin - which it turns out is used to cure chlamydia. Yeah! I'm chlamydia free! Totally ready for the holiday!

I don't hate the 14th. I kinda don't like it, more because a lot of people get hurt over the holiday. I don't feel the need to celebrate it (with who anyway?) nor do I feel the need to trash it, though I will call it VD. I love the fallout - TONS of half-price chocolate on 2/15 if you can stand the red wrappers.

Today I walked into work and said "Ask me a question about ethics. Come on, I dare you. I double-dog dare you." Someone did, and I said "Oh, oh, I've got an answer! I don't know!" I'm so happy. Hey look - I'm on the clock doing LJ! Whee!

On a more important and less disgusting note last night I caught the end of Chocolat. I love that movie, and highly recommend it to everyone. You won't often hear me say that about a movie that lacks martial arts, zombies, fucking, or ninja zombies fucking. Seriously, it's a really sweet movie where each and every character has flaws that they are dealing with. The 'bad guy' isn't really a bad guy, even the worst thug, while a horrid man, is in some ways reacting to his own frustrations and trying to do what he thinks he is supposed to on some level. There is no shining good, there is no pure evil - just people in different places dealing with the hand they were dealt.

The end has a lovely sermon, well actually an awful sermon, but the preacher makes note that he's tired of running on about the suffering and sacrifice of christ. He wanted to talk about the joy and the tolerance he showed. The preacher says that we shouldn't judge how good we are by how much we suffer, what we deny ourselves, or who we exclude. We should be judged what what we create and who we include.

I preach the same sermon. You don't get healthy by not-eating, you aren't good by not-doing-evil, you're not better than that which you criticize. You can only grow by doing, you can only experience what you reach for - and only by making mistakes can you learn. I don't know where I came up with my sermon, though I know I saw this movie. I wonder if the movie had a big impact on my life, or if it arrived at the same time I was learning that lesson. Did it just help me crystalize my thoughts, or is it nothing new? I don't care - it's a wonderful line of thought wherever the origin, and hell you just can't go too wrong with a movie that includes fancy chocolates. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0241303/

Date: 2005-02-07 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilkender.livejournal.com
I love the fallout - TONS of half-price chocolate on 2/15 if you can stand the red wrappers

I have to agree with that :)
Same goes for Easter and Halloween.

I could have caught the end of Chocolat, but skipped it since I've never seen the beginning. Thanks for the recommendation. I've heard positive recommendations for it but not really from someone whose tastes I trusted, if ya know what I mean.

Date: 2005-02-07 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wabmart.livejournal.com
I don't feel the need to celebrate it (with who anyway?)

With whom.

And that's exactly why I don't have anyone with whom to celebrate it.

Date: 2005-02-07 02:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] eriss.livejournal.com
You'll need this:

Date: 2005-02-07 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Sweet! Literally!

Date: 2005-02-07 03:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-02-07 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chadu.livejournal.com
I liked Chocolat a lot more than I thought I would.

You don't get healthy by not-eating, you aren't good by not-doing-evil, you're not better than that which you criticize. You can only grow by doing, you can only experience what you reach for - and only by making mistakes can you learn.

Preach on, brutha! Well said, and much agreed.

CU

Date: 2005-02-07 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pastor-saturn.livejournal.com
"You don't get healthy by not-eating, you aren't good by not-doing-evil, you're not better than that which you criticize."

Thanks for putting that so well! I would have to agree. Just because you're not doing anything negative doesn't automatically mean you're doing something positive. It often means you're just not doing anything.

Date: 2005-02-07 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mreraser.livejournal.com
"Hey, how are you doing? Can I buy you a drink? Yeah, I don't have chlamydia!"

Mine is "Hey how are you doing, I haven't killed anyone today, yet. What are you doing later?" also the small talk consist of "If you could find out when you were going to die would you want to know? Yes? I'll tell you later."

"ninja zombies fucking"
What's the title?

Date: 2005-02-07 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cobwellac.livejournal.com
No chlamydia, but do you have the clap?

Date: 2005-02-07 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baronsamdi.livejournal.com
Once I had to take an antibiotic that is also used in fish aquariums. It cures "Hole In Head."

Date: 2005-02-07 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
That is one strong muddafuggin drug!

Anti-VDay

Date: 2005-02-07 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mischief-bound.livejournal.com
When I say I don't celebrate this day, people think I am strange.

Added you btw.

Re: Anti-VDay

Date: 2005-02-07 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
If you look in my memories section, you'll see a long spiel I did about birthdays too. I'm just not a holiday person - I like my special days to be special because of the day itself, or an action that was based on something that was thought of personally - not hallmark. In the people's defense, you are probably strange. In our defense, being weird isn't necessarily a bad thing. I mean, liking Britney Spears is normal!

Adding back.

Re: Anti-VDay

Date: 2005-02-07 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mischief-bound.livejournal.com
"I like my special days to be special because of the day itself, or an action that was based on something that was thought of personally - not hallmark."

My feelings exactly.

Date: 2005-02-07 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] end-fate.livejournal.com
Wowzer. Chlamydia medicine? That's funnieh.
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