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[vicarz]

They chopped down the crabapple tree outside my window and replaced it with a flacid evergreen. The thing has all of 5 branches and is flopped over like a willow. Today I came home and someone had hung a solitary xmas ball from the top (which is lying halfway down the trunk. Merry xmas Charlie Brown!


HA! I was really about to put up a sign on the buidling saying "Whoever put the xmas ball on the flacid evergreen - you so rock!" Instead, I decided to help build the creation, and blew up this picture and tacked it to the stake that the flacid evergreen is tied to.

In other news, I got my haircut and while in the salon an otherwise cute black girl was showing off her new breasts (she just bought them - for the holidays I guess). For once I was ignoring breasts for non-gay reasons - they were just ugly. Why does anyone want franken-boobies?

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[cweaselle.livejournal.com]

I'm getting my hair cut on Monday. Short. I will send pictures. Don't worry, at this rate it will be long again before anyone sees me. Plus, some poor kid will get hair.

[jennbits.livejournal.com]

while i understand the ugliness of scarring i fully intend to have my reduced dramatically thereby leaving me with franken boobies. i hear the tradeoff is worth it. with breasts the size of mine i have a hard time understanding why anyone wants to go UP

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I'm sympathetic to smaller, but the one friend I had who had reduction surgery then got extra fat and actually wound up with bigger boobs. But, sweetie had issues...