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[vicarz]

Toy store invaded by Homeland Security! Remember - this is how we fight terrorism, by making sure to recall patent invasions on small toys.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/toy_store_homeland_security

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In other news, I think I just out-slutted you.

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Re: In other news, I think I just out-slutted you.

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Damn girl...hey wait, that girl doesn't look like a ho to me...

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In the same vein, one of the primary results of a recent anti-bioterrorism law is a crackdown on illigal imports of Kindereggs.