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[vicarz]

I finally snapped at someone who said "Have a blessed day."
"Uh, I'll have a good one but you can keep that blessed stuff to yourself."
I'm sorry but I'm sick of that xtian coded bullshit. I'm sorry that you can't afford the therapy you need and seek fanatic affirmation all day long, but leave me out of your desperate lunacy, k?

I am eating a big bowl of italian ice, soon to have cookies. I love fridays by the famer's market.

Last night in the gym I attracted the attention of an attractive skinny 18 year old. I did think she was attractive when I met her, but after she followed me around the gym for an hour proving she was as dumb as a rock, I was more embarassed than flattered. That joke about being 36 and doing a threesome with 2 18 year-olds is much less funny today.

I thank rivki8699 for this site of really disturbing pictures. http://www.raycaesar.com/pages/GalleryIndex.html I mean REALLY. I'm in love - it's like the video game Alice only spookier in a less-gothic way.

Update - http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a291 damn funny, thanx cesaria

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[fenriss.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but I'm sick of that xtian coded bullshit. I'm sorry that you can't afford the therapy you need and seek fanatic affirmation all day long, but leave me out of your desperate lunacy, k?

Yay! Thank you! I am so sick to death of that crap. And they'll tell you that you're an anti-Christian bigot if you complain. Cause, you know, Christians are such a down-trodden group. Gah!

[cobwellac.livejournal.com]

I always thought that the "have a blessed day" showed some form of insinuation of some of the pagan theology into Christianity. I think that for wiccans it's the norm to say "Blessed be" for everything. Anyhow, my main comment goes to this:

That joke about being 36 and doing a threesome with 2 18 year-olds is much less funny today.

Does that mean that you're actuall *gasp* maturing or has the world gone mad? ;)

Oh no

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Let's not insult me with the accusations of maturity! Booze and clap, booze and clap!

have a blessed day...

[redsteve.livejournal.com]

Pretend that you think they're pagans. Say "Uh, thanks," (In that awkward, someone just said something really dumb and you're too polite to say so, way) "I'm not really into that whole pagan thing. (pause) Why do have to hurt those goats, anyway?" And when they try to explain that they're actually Baptists, act like you fail to grasp the distinction. "Wait, wait - That's the one with the snakes, right?"

One of my favorite ways of irritating people is by pretending to be unable to distinguish between different religions.

PS - The Amish REALLY hate to be mistaken for Hassidic Jews.

Re: have a blessed day...

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Re: have a blessed day...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_blackjack_/]

I've been mistaken for both...

[shadow27.livejournal.com]

That really sounds like a wiccan comment and not a christian one. Was the person wearing a cross, or someone you know to be a Bible thumper?

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I get it from several people here, all of whom either wear crosses or are people I know to be Jehovah's (sp?) witnesses. A lot of the security guards to it, most of whom I think I've seen gold crosses on, if that's of a particular meaning.

I know wiccas say stuff like 'blessed be' which sounds really goofy, but the blessed day thing seems more xtian to me. Have I mixed genres?

Actually, my comments fit either way - I don't care what religion they're harassing me with, though the mainstream ones are particular annoying. If the people on my doorstep are xtian, witnesses, muslim, mormon, or just drunken frat boys one building misplaced...I'm equally annoyed.

[dcjester.livejournal.com]

Purge with flame!!!

[ex-dasboot.livejournal.com]

Hmm, either Ray Ceasar is a complete rip-off artist, or just a pseudonym for Mark Ryden (http://www.markryden.com/).

As for the blessed comment...it's not like they're asking you to worship their god. They're just wishing you a good day, in their own mythological way...no different than "Satan loves you" or "May Cthulu eat you last".

[vicar.livejournal.com]

I'd go with electronic rip-off artist, but whatever the source those fucking things are cool! I may need to order some books...

The blessed thing makes me feel put upon, harassed with their views - may my god intervene in your day. It might be to my benefit, but maybe they think fucking men or caffeine will send me to hell and I'll be...well I _am_ a negative person...

[desiringmachine.livejournal.com]

I think alot of my friends get harassed by religious types more than me, and I can think of no reason for this other than that I am significantly more scary looking. I will have to see if more people try to drag me into discussions about my lack of faith now that I have no mohawk.