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vicarzThis is how I'm going to die:
Chocolate Roulette
and by the fucking way, the olympics were on while I was doing cardio-crap last night. Lemme just tell you this - the olympics are erotic, and gymnastics are porn.
So last night I work out on an eliptical machine (my shin splints are killing me) and they were showing the olympics. I much prefer to work out to Queer Eye, but I wasn't about to get off the thing and change the channel.
However. Wow. Olympics are hot.
Every type of perfect body, both genders, and every race and nationality. My god - I am a total pedophile now, judging me by the ages of the athletes I was lusting after on the screens last night. I mean I'm not picky - if someone can do a split in the air with a musculature like that, I'm happy. It's bizarre seeing the same body on the 25 year old, as the 20 year old, and 15 year old. It's the body I'm interested in - age be damned. "Sorry your Honor, but she was an olympic athlete. I can't even fake guilt on any count."
Gymnastics do the same thing for me as Circus de Soliel - yum. It's legal pr0n.
The only detracting factor would have to be the "Texas cheerleader" makeup everyone has on - but all the floor events are half theatre so I guess I understand.
Chocolate Roulette
and by the fucking way, the olympics were on while I was doing cardio-crap last night. Lemme just tell you this - the olympics are erotic, and gymnastics are porn.
So last night I work out on an eliptical machine (my shin splints are killing me) and they were showing the olympics. I much prefer to work out to Queer Eye, but I wasn't about to get off the thing and change the channel.
However. Wow. Olympics are hot.
Every type of perfect body, both genders, and every race and nationality. My god - I am a total pedophile now, judging me by the ages of the athletes I was lusting after on the screens last night. I mean I'm not picky - if someone can do a split in the air with a musculature like that, I'm happy. It's bizarre seeing the same body on the 25 year old, as the 20 year old, and 15 year old. It's the body I'm interested in - age be damned. "Sorry your Honor, but she was an olympic athlete. I can't even fake guilt on any count."
Gymnastics do the same thing for me as Circus de Soliel - yum. It's legal pr0n.
The only detracting factor would have to be the "Texas cheerleader" makeup everyone has on - but all the floor events are half theatre so I guess I understand.
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Date: 2004-08-20 06:22 am (UTC)I chopped up some fresh jalapenos last night to use w/ my dinner, and when I went into the kitchen this morning, I realized I left them out on the cutting board overnight. :'(
I think I need to dip the remaining whole ones into some chocolate, mmmmmmmmm.
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Date: 2004-08-20 06:30 am (UTC)Er, I still remember Mel's man complaining that she should really remember not to be intimate for a very long period after cutting up the jabeneros...
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Date: 2004-08-20 06:40 am (UTC)I used to know this guy, who on a dare, rubbed tabasco sauce all over his balls. Yih, uummmm, he wasn't too happy with the sensation!!
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Date: 2004-08-20 07:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 10:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 08:06 am (UTC)Okay...I still think the whole team looks like a bunch of aliens...but aliens that are kicking ass in the all around competition.
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Date: 2004-08-20 08:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 08:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 08:45 am (UTC)I'm just trying to figure out why the men's beach vollyball players wear baggy shorts and t-shirts, but the women's players wear skimpy Spandex bikinis.
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Date: 2004-08-20 09:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 11:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-20 05:09 pm (UTC)no subject
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