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This is how I'm going to die:
Chocolate Roulette

and by the fucking way, the olympics were on while I was doing cardio-crap last night. Lemme just tell you this - the olympics are erotic, and gymnastics are porn.

So last night I work out on an eliptical machine (my shin splints are killing me) and they were showing the olympics. I much prefer to work out to Queer Eye, but I wasn't about to get off the thing and change the channel.

However. Wow. Olympics are hot.

Every type of perfect body, both genders, and every race and nationality. My god - I am a total pedophile now, judging me by the ages of the athletes I was lusting after on the screens last night. I mean I'm not picky - if someone can do a split in the air with a musculature like that, I'm happy. It's bizarre seeing the same body on the 25 year old, as the 20 year old, and 15 year old. It's the body I'm interested in - age be damned. "Sorry your Honor, but she was an olympic athlete. I can't even fake guilt on any count."

Gymnastics do the same thing for me as Circus de Soliel - yum. It's legal pr0n.

The only detracting factor would have to be the "Texas cheerleader" makeup everyone has on - but all the floor events are half theatre so I guess I understand.

Date: 2004-08-20 06:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetslade.livejournal.com
Gimme the pepper!!

I chopped up some fresh jalapenos last night to use w/ my dinner, and when I went into the kitchen this morning, I realized I left them out on the cutting board overnight. :'(

I think I need to dip the remaining whole ones into some chocolate, mmmmmmmmm.

Date: 2004-08-20 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Dry peppers still work!

Er, I still remember Mel's man complaining that she should really remember not to be intimate for a very long period after cutting up the jabeneros...

Date: 2004-08-20 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetslade.livejournal.com
HAHA, ouch!!

I used to know this guy, who on a dare, rubbed tabasco sauce all over his balls. Yih, uummmm, he wasn't too happy with the sensation!!

Date: 2004-08-20 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kattrags.livejournal.com
Eww, Svetlana the Ostrich completely freaks me out with her emaciated skeletal display. I'll be happy when she's out of the picture.

Date: 2004-08-20 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cristiex.livejournal.com
i agree. svetlana is mucho scario! but she's done.. no more for her. fear not!

Date: 2004-08-20 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefeline.livejournal.com
I dunno if I could handle that much butt-clenching tension...

Okay...I still think the whole team looks like a bunch of aliens...but aliens that are kicking ass in the all around competition.

Date: 2004-08-20 08:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
I find butt-clenching tension to be quite...hell even saying it arouses me! "Butt-clenching tension" Yeah bay-bee!

Date: 2004-08-20 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefeline.livejournal.com
Oh my! I'm scared!!!!

Date: 2004-08-20 08:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_blackjack_/
The word is "pedophile", Jose, or "paedophile" if you're British.

I'm just trying to figure out why the men's beach vollyball players wear baggy shorts and t-shirts, but the women's players wear skimpy Spandex bikinis.

Date: 2004-08-20 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Spatial relations?

Date: 2004-08-20 11:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mpeace.livejournal.com
Should I tell you that Alan and I can do the splits? *giggle*

Date: 2004-08-20 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] desiringmachine.livejournal.com
I have only caught a few of the gymnasts...the ones that look like tramped-up heavily muscled 12 years olds creep me out. But I think it has more to do with the makeup than the muscles, they're probably pretty girls when they aren't slathered with that glittery crap.

Date: 2004-08-20 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vicar.livejournal.com
Actually most of them are plain, but with amazing bodies. The makeup just makes them scary. Ick
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