Feel the love

[vicarz]

I had this dream that I woke up and went to LJ to post about a dream I had. Isn't that weird? Why would I do something like that?

If you wonder what you and I would do alone in a room, then try to get alone in a room with me. If you want to find out if I have a secret crush on you, ask. Better yet, try and kiss me. If I'm not interested, I won't weird out because of the attempt.

Any other LJ nonsense I missed?

Comments

[djvampira.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't the world be a better place if everybody just went up to everybody else and just kissed them? ;-)

[nixieq.livejournal.com]

absolutely! more kissing could only improve things.

which reminds me, a friend of mine from ireland who apparently picked up her share of guys said that one of the most fun ways to accomplish that was to make eye contact from across the room (usually a bar), keep eye contact while walking deliberately up to him, and just lay one on him without saying a word. she said it worked every time. >;)

[vicar.livejournal.com]

That's because in the world of dating / hooking up / fucking / whatever, females have the upper hand. They are sought after, so any act of aggression on their part is almost certain success (or at least not rejected offhand). This is also why just a little cleavage tips the attractiveness scale.

I fucking hate human interaction. I'm about done with it.

[cweaselle.livejournal.com]

Gee, Josie, do you dream of a secret crush on me while complaining about too much drama and about how much the scene sucks?

[vicar.livejournal.com]

You have mastered the art of LJ, my child.

[reverend-heresy.livejournal.com]

honestly, i believe folks do it because it's good clean fun. and last i checked, there's nothing wrong with being down right silly in the name of fun.

so...DO you have a secret crush on me?

[vicar.livejournal.com]

Huge. Would be bigger if I recognized you from your icon :)

My good clean fun is making fun of LJ and patterns of behavior.

[reverend-heresy.livejournal.com]

i'm always around. always.